The Ziti Project
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Starry starry night [Grayman]
Makes a change from pissing rain [Beefy]
I'm sure that Vincent is insane [Evan]
He smears his pallid hide with Coppertone [Kansas Sam]
Then he shouts, "Whoo-hoo!" [Francine]
Runs about completely bare [Beefy]
His head now sports his underwear [Evan]
Its skid-marks mark the spots of ears long lost
 
[Helen Owly]
 
Now I'm under sand [Evan]
Life is but a tragedy [Francine]
Maybe for you but not for me [Grayman]
I just went on a shopping spree [Francine]
My skin glistens, but I must go now [Beefy]
I'm due at a powwow
 
[Francine]
 
Scary scary thought [Beefy]
Rising through a hashish haze [Francine]
Did I just turn down a raise? [Beefy]
When the hash wears off I'll be so blue [Karin]
Now I've lost my shoe [Francine]
Morning numbness fills my brain [Beefy]
Forgotten where I live again [Grayman]
And now the boss says I'm being canned
 
[Karin]
 
Now I understand [Beefy]
Why you tried to slaughter me [Karin]
Though at the time I had to disagree [Francine]
And climb into a tree [Beefy]
I will not come down, no way, no how [Evan]
You'd only start a row
 
[Beefy]
 
For you never listen [Anon]
Although the air turns blue [Beefy]
'Cause you've realised my worst fear [Grayman]
Oh, do it--cut off your ear! [Francine]
But don't, like last time, hide it in my shoe - [Grayman]
I thought I'd told you, Vincent, [Beefy]
It's really unprofessional [Grayman]
 
The end
 
[Will_H]
Concept
We could make it a parody of Don McLean's "Vincent" if you like
Votes
To end: Will_H, Francine
To abandon: None