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Bubblegum, chewing gum, chiclets, and snuff |
[Francine] |
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(My dentist suggests that I've chewed quite enough.) |
[Will_H] |
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Manhattans, daiquiris, whiskey, and gin |
[Francine] |
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Mix 'em all up for Original Sin
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[Beefy]
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Concubines, prostitutes, nymphos and whores |
[Evan] |
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Now look at my binky--it's covered with sores
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[Francine]
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Mongooses, rats, armadillos and geese |
[Grayman] |
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Keep them as pets and you'll never have peace
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[Francine]
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Chevrolet, Cadillac, Nissan and Ford |
[Beefy] |
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Forget it, I'm keeping my Honda Accord
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[Evan]
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Dimity, seersucker, velvet and lace |
[Beefy] |
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Oscar Night illustrates very bad taste
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[Evan]
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Camembert, limburger, gouda, and brie |
[Helen Owly] |
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All several days old, how cheesy of me
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[Francine]
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Bacteria, parasites, fungi and crud |
[Will_H] |
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Yet I just can't resist rolling in mud
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[Francine]
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Horsewomen, Norse women, coarse women and ilk |
[Will_H] |
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Sometimes will lactate homogenized milk
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[Francine]
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Burgundy, Langue d'Oc, Rhône and Bordeaux |
[Beefy] |
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Frenchies all live there and what do they know?
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[Francine]
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Razorlight, Marilyn Manson and Kiss |
[Beefy] |
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I can't believe Grandmother listens to this
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[Evan]
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Halibut, basking shark, turbot and brill |
[Beefy] |
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Together will seldom fit under the grill
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[Grayman]
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Hickory, mountain ash, poplar and pine |
[Beefy] |
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When it comes to teak, though, I must draw the line
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[Francine]
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Clodhoppers, hillbillies, hayseeds and hicks |
[Will_H] |
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Add polacks, bohunks, and micks to the mix
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[Francine]
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Soldier ants, horse-flies, mosquitoes and bees |
[Beefy] |
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Not to mention chiggers, lice, midges and fleas
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[Francine]
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Washington, Oregon, Maryl and Maine |
[Beefy] |
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But to meet single matadors, may I suggest Spain?
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[Francine]
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Offenbach, Beethoven, Mozart and Brahms |
[Beefy] |
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Among all the 'hits' I'm sure were some 'bombs.'
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[Francine]
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Lucky Strikes, Chesterfields, Camels and Kents |
[Evan] |
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Cause hacking and wheezing in ladies and gents
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[Francine]
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Baccarat, slot machines, poker and craps |
[Beefy] |
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Have been the ruination of countless poor saps
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[Karin]
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Davenports, sofas, divans and settees |
[Francine] |
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When I'm gassy I find myself sleeping on these
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[Evan]
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Socrates, Wittgenstein, Nietzsche and Mill |
[Beefy] |
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And Kant, Rand, and Plato to round out the bill
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[Francine]
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The Beano, The Dandy and Whizzer and Chips |
[Grayman] |
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Explains why we sit here with sore chapp-ed lips
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[Francine]
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Gigabytes, kilohertz, graphics and RAM |
[Beefy] |
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Why will the Wi-Fi not work in your pram?
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[Kansas Sam]
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Leprechauns, unicorns, pixies and gnomes |
[Grayman] |
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Garnish the lawns of most Hollywood homes
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[Beefy]
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Skillets, kettles, pans, griddles and pots |
[Francine] |
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I pawned them for baccarat, keno, and slots
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[Kansas Sam]
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Sam Adams, Anchor Steam, Miller and Bud |
[Beefy] |
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Some are pure nectar, some are just crud
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[Grayman]
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Soderbergh, Spielberg, Scorsese, and Welles |
[Beefy] |
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Who cares if it's art, so long as it sells
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[Evan]
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Dilbert, The Far Side and Pearls Before Swine |
[Beefy] |
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I decode them to see if God's sent me a sign
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[Francine]
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Rottweilers, Samoyeds, Ridgebacks and Pugs |
[Beefy] |
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How could anyone not love those mugs?
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[Karin]
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Succotash, gumbo and coush-coush and grits |
[Evan] |
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I can't eat them, honey; they give me the s***s
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[Francine]
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Syphilis, clap, gonorrhea and crabs |
[Evan] |
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The effect of too many quickies in cabs |
[Francine] |