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"Balls!" said the Queen. "If I had them, I'd be King" |
[Francine] |
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And all the courtiers laughed and clapped and begged the Queen to sing |
[Beefy] |
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But she was in a foul mood and cried, "Behead them all!" |
[Francine] |
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Come the revolution, she'll be first against the wall
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[Beefy]
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"Well, dip me in sh*t and roll me in breadcrumbs!" |
[Evan] |
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Did I just see a hitchhiker without any thumbs? |
[Francine] |
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I meant to stop and pick him up - is this the road to Hell? |
[Beefy] |
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Where each day I will be forced to write a villanelle?
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[Francine]
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"If brains were dynamite, she couldn't blow her nose." |
[Will_H] |
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What's worse is when we're necking, she likes to pick her toes |
[Francine] |
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I wouldn't mind, but when she's done, she tries to pick mine too |
[Beefy] |
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Int'resting, though, since her toes plus mine, add up to her IQ
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[Evan]
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He whispered in her ear, "You're soft as a fart in a mitten" |
[Francine] |
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He was lucky that it wasn't more than just his leg got bitten |
[Beefy] |
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But ere the night was over, they had kissed and reconciled |
[Francine] |
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And sure enough, in nine short months, they had their thirteenth child
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[Evan]
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"He's the kind to pat you on the back to your face and cut your throat behind your back" |
[Beefy] |
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He always was bass-ackwards, though, so let's cut the boy some slack |
[Francine] |
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He claims "Back to the Future" is the best film of all time |
[Evan] |
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That Dubya is a genius, and Madonna doesn't mime |
[Beefy] |