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There was a young man from Nantucket |
[Francine] |
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Who found an old Austrian ducat |
[Beefy] |
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A numismatologist |
[Will_H] |
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Became its apologist |
[Kansas Sam] |
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And into his pocket he snuck it
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[Evan]
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There was a young hermit named Dave |
[Francine] |
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Who got an invite to a rave |
[Grayman] |
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But RSVP |
[Francine] |
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Induced ecstasy |
[Beefy] |
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Transported, he stayed in his cave
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[Francine]
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There once was a gal from Peru |
[Will_H] |
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With tamales she knew what to do |
[Francine] |
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She steams them with thyme |
[Will_H] |
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And juice from a lime |
[Francine] |
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Then shoves them right up the wazoo
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[Evan]
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There was a young maid from Darjeeling |
[Beefy] |
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Who scrubbed down the Sistine while kneeling |
[Helen Owly] |
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A friar drew near |
[Francine] |
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And told her, "My dear, |
[Beefy] |
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"I"ll give you a view of the ceiling"
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[Francine]
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There was a young lady from Bude |
[Beefy] |
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Who sauntered about in the nude |
[Francine] |
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The neighbours would cringe |
[Beefy] |
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At the buns she would singe |
[Helen Owly] |
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And the way she pronounced Freud as 'Frude'
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[Francine]
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There was a young fellow from Ghent |
[Beefy] |
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Who punished himself every Lent |
[Francine] |
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By using hot embers |
[Will_H] |
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On his private members |
[Francine] |
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No wonder we all thought him bent! |
[Beefy] |