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I gave my love a valentine |
[Helen Owly] |
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She gave me back a kick |
[Beefy] |
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Her footprint! - Look! I've made a shrine! |
[Helen Owly] |
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I really think it's quite divine |
[Francine] |
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But the shrink says I am sick
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[Karin]
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My love gave me an STD |
[Francine] |
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I gave her back her ring |
[Beefy] |
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My binky! - Look! Now I can't pee! |
[Francine] |
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The moral here is plain to see |
[Beefy] |
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Don't bada-boo-- bada-bing!
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[Francine]
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I gave my life to helping folk |
[Beefy] |
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They gave me back but grief |
[Will_H] |
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My sainthood! - Look! It's naught but hoke! |
[Francine] |
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They treat my goodness as a joke |
[Beefy] |
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Now Ayn Rand gives me relief
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[Francine]
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My life gave me a blackened eye |
[Beefy] |
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I gave it back the boot |
[Karin] |
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My bio! - Look! - It's all a lie! |
[Beefy] |
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I never joined the Alpha Pi! |
[Evan] |
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But still, it's been a hoot |
[Beefy] |