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Standing in a mile-long queue for the train at Waterloo |
[Beefy] |
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Napoleon complained. (He had a short temper.) In the dining car, when served Beef Wellington, he |
[Francine] |
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Asked instead for a peach melba - waited all the way to Elba |
[Beefy] |
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While trudging with Farrah through the Sahara |
[Francine] |
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We came on a vagrant who smelt far from fragrant |
[Beefy] |
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He might have been dead, though I couldn't have said |
[Grayman] |
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We left the poor chap and consulted the map |
[Beefy] |
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While I rode horseback in Europe, my foot slid from its stirrup |
[Francine] |
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I fell from the nag I had rented, and frustrations I thereupon vented |
[Helen Owly] |
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My expression of fury and menace served to get us near halfway to Venice |
[Beefy] |
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In Venice I struck out in a gondola - Farrah wouldn't let me fondola |
[Karin] |
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Which nearly drove me insane, so I took her to Spain |
[Francine] |
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At a tapas bar in Madrid, Farrah dumped me for Sid |
[Karin] |
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So I called her a cow and set off for Bilbao
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[Beefy]
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(I'm a little tired of Frank Gehry, but I don't want to sound too contrary.)
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[Anon]
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Some charming old Basque passed around a hip flask. |
[Will_H] |
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After chugging the booze, we started to schmooze |
[Anon] |
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In a bar serving grappas, we ordered some tapas; |
[Will_H] |
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Next it was Rome and after that, home |
[Francine] |