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A puff of white smoke, and the world is new |
[Beefy] |
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In Vatican Square there's been much ado |
[Francine] |
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Will he be friendly to Muslim and Jew? |
[Beefy] |
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Bless me father, I haven't a clue
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[Francine]
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His hat is so pointy you might lose an eye |
[Kansas Sam] |
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He gets his direction from somewhere on high |
[Beefy] |
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Will he let woman say mass like a guy? |
[Helen Owly] |
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Ex cathedra, I say in hell you'll fry
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[Francine]
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He's ancient but spry, still a youngster at heart |
[Helen Owly] |
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(In fact, just last week he fondled some tart) |
[Francine] |
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Will he, like John Paul the First, now depart? |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Or announce that henceforth he'll be known as Pope Bart?
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[Beefy]
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"Benediction" it be, you no longer say "grace" |
[Helen Owly] |
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If you want to keep up in the papacy race |
[Grayman] |
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You will lose, though, if seen to give slightest of chase |
[Helen Owly] |
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Don't look for the church to make an aboutface. |
[Will_H] |