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At Disney World I killed a mouse |
[Helen Owly] |
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The children all did weep |
[Karin] |
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I'm so ashamed, I'm such a louse |
[Francine] |
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The wife says I'm a creep
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[Karin]
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I've no excuse, yet hear one fact |
[Helen Owly] |
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The mouse got in my face |
[Karin] |
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It seemed to think its dancing act |
[Anon] |
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Would spare it from my Mace
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[Karin]
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Instead, the rodent got a blast |
[Helen Owly] |
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Of pepper, hot and vile |
[Karin] |
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That ear-to-ear grin melted fast |
[Francine] |
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It shrieked a good long while
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[Karin]
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And then: kaput, the mouse fell dead |
[Helen Owly] |
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Its corpse lay at my feet |
[Karin] |
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I tried to pin the blame on Fred |
[Francine] |
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But clear was my deceit
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[Helen Owly]
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Stern-faced they bade me take my leave |
[Beefy] |
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As Goofy clasped my wrist |
[Helen Owly] |
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Then Tweedledum gave me the heave |
[Karin] |
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And 'Dee gave me the fist
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[Helen Owly]
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But Donald quacked, "Oh, cut him slack" |
[Francine] |
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The boys ignored his plea |
[Karin] |
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Instead, they gave The Donald flack |
[Helen Owly] |
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And kicked him in the knee
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[Karin]
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They hauled me up before the bench |
[Beefy] |
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All shouting this and that |
[Grayman] |
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But Bugs (the judge) was quite a mensch |
[Helen Owly] |
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Despite his stupid hat
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[Beefy]
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He banished me beyond the gates |
[Will H] |
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Which made it rather tricky |
[Grayman] |
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To watch while each child celebrates |
[Beefy] |
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"The End" of mousy Mickey |
[Helen Owly] |