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It's been said that old Friar Tuck |
[Francine] |
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Had a gerbil that yearly got stuck |
[Helen Owly] |
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In a niche dark and tight |
[Francine] |
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With no gleam of a light |
[Beefy] |
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(The gerbil shared space with a duck)
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[Francine]
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Maid Marian's tights had a lock |
[Will H] |
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Which Robin unpicked with his rock |
[Beefy] |
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When he saw what was there |
[Anon] |
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His poor rock spat, "Unfair!" |
[Helen Owly] |
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Poor Robin collapsed from the shock. |
[Will H] |