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Lying face down in a puddle of mud |
[Grayman] |
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My dilemma was suddenly clear |
[Helen Owly] |
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I'm but a cartoon, a sad Elmer Fudd |
[Francine] |
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A Sad Sack in need of some cheer.
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[Will H]
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Muddling through is the best I can hope |
[Beefy] |
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Twelve step programs, AA, and all that |
[Francine] |
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So off with the raiment and on with the soap |
[Beefy] |
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And note to self: "Don't **** the cat"
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[Francine]
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How did I get to this mis'rable state? |
[Beefy] |
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Lack of willpower? Karma? Bad genes? |
[Francine] |
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It's surely not my fault, it must have been Fate |
[Beefy] |
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But yes, you might say, I've had motive and means.
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[Will_H]
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New leaves I've turned over again and again |
[Francine] |
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Made New Year resolutions galore |
[Beefy] |
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And though self-respect tends to wax and to wane |
[Francine] |
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I always end up on the floor |
[Grayman] |