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How many times have you wondered |
[Grayman] |
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Speculated, theorized, thunk? |
[Francine] |
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Could a cabbage, well squeezed, give you lemonade? |
[Helen Owly] |
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When Mr. Ed says no, does that mean he's neighed? |
[Francine] |
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Does no one admit when they've blundered? |
[Will H] |
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Faux-pased, erred, stumbled, screwed-up? |
[Francine] |
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Could a cabbage, well versed, teach philosophy? |
[Beefy] |
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And were the kraut sauer would it leak Nietzsche?
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[Francine]
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How many times have you pondered |
[Beefy] |
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Contemplated, mused, thought, "Gee whiz?" |
[Francine] |
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Could a cabbage, well greased, swim the Hellespont? |
[Beefy] |
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And is a pub a drunk ghost's favorite haunt?
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[Francine]
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Does no one admit when they've butchered? |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Slaughtered, wreaked carnage, impaled? |
[Francine] |
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Could a cabbage, well slapped, spill a confession? |
[Kansas Sam] |
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And does cole slaw ever suffer depression?
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[Karin]
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How many times have you worried |
[Beefy] |
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Fretted, fussed, dithered and stewed? |
[Karin] |
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Could a cabbage, well bred, write a thank you note? |
[Francine] |
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Would kimchi appeal to an epicure goat? |
[Karin] |