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Once upon a midnight dreary |
[Grayman] |
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My wife began to call me 'dearie' |
[Francine] |
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I turned away and feigned some snoring |
[Anon] |
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She bellowed, "Oh, am I that boring?" |
[Francine] |
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In honesty I'd have to say |
[Grayman] |
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I heartily regret the day |
[Beefy] |
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I complimented her discoursing |
[Francine] |
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Instead of speaking of divorcing
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[Beefy]
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Once upon a morning sunny |
[Francine] |
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My husband ceased to call me 'honey' |
[Karin] |
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Instead he called me 'horse-like creature' |
[Grayman] |
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I'd thought my nose was my best feature
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[Beefy]
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In honesty, I must assert |
[Francine] |
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He surely meant to disconcert. |
[Will H] |
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For though I'm saddled and eat hay |
[Francine] |
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He said he loved me just that way
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[Beefy]
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Once upon a twilight gloomy |
[Francine] |
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My cat meowed to call me 'roomy' |
[Kansas Sam] |
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He scratched my arm, to make me heed him |
[Beefy] |
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A subtle hint that I should feed him
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[Francine]
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In honesty, I must confess |
[Kansas Sam] |
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His litter box is an awful mess |
[Karin] |
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But then, so is the rest of the house |
[Francine] |
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What man with a pussy has need of a spouse? |
[Helen Owly] |