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Humble pie is bitter |
[Grayman] |
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And as for eating crow |
[Francine] |
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Now that's a stringy critter |
[Grayman] |
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As I only too well know. |
[Will H] |
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If you make an error |
[Beefy] |
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Just vanish from the scene |
[Francine] |
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Or, screaming, flee in terror |
[Beefy] |
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Wielding a ball peen
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[Francine]
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No-one will reward you |
[Beefy] |
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For shouldering the blame |
[Will H] |
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Instead you'll hear the word 'sue' |
[Francine] |
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And "Mud" will be your name |
[Beefy] |
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In acting prematurely |
[Will H] |
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Or responsibly--take heed |
[Francine] |
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The Fates will dog you, surely |
[Beefy] |
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Can you afford more weed?
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[Francine]
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The only worthwhile motto |
[Beefy] |
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That you should memorize |
[Francine] |
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Is "When peeping in the grotto |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Do not apologize" |
[Francine] |
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When Hef seems no Niagra |
[Kansas Sam] |
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His girlfriends are an eyeful |
[Beefy] |
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And does he take Viagra? |
[Francine] |
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If not, he'd best not trifle
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[Beefy]
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You're never quite forgiven |
[Will H] |
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Grudges somehow linger |
[Francine] |
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But if you're truly driven |
[Anon] |
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You can avoid the finger |
[Francine] |
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It's hard to say "I'm sorry" |
[Beefy] |
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And duck your head in shame |
[Francine] |
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When you're feathery and tarry |
[Will H] |
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So never take the blame! |
[Francine] |