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I saw the oddest man today |
[Francine] |
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Galumphing down the street |
[Francine] |
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He wore a waistcoat made of hay |
[Karin] |
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Toe rings adorned his feet |
[Karin] |
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He said, "I will both go and stay" |
[Francine] |
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Then stood and took a seat |
[Francine] |
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I offered him my silver flask |
[Beefy] |
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He drained it to the brim |
[Beefy] |
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I asked him to unfill its cask |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Instead, he Beam'ed up Jim |
[Kansas Sam] |
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And when he spoke to me in Basque |
[Francine] |
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I warmed to his flam-flim
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[Francine]
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He claimed he was a matador |
[Beefy] |
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Who'd risen to hard times |
[Beefy] |
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His feet had worn his hat afore |
[Helen Owly] |
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The haiku's stole his rhymes |
[Helen Owly] |
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He said he found me quite a bore |
[Karin] |
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Then bathed in juice of limes
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[Karin]
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And yet I found I liked the chap |
[Francine] |
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E'en more, his friend, Jim Beam |
[Francine] |
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Who urged us both to take a nap |
[Beefy] |
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Down by the bold mill's dream |
[Beefy] |
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And when I woke, I found the bloke |
[Francine] |
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Concocting a new meme
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[Francine]
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Advancing backwards into town |
[Beefy] |
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We sought the Outside Inn |
[Beefy] |
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And climbing upward, we went down |
[Francine] |
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Then grabbed a bowling pin |
[Francine] |
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The finger food 'twas made from toes |
[archaeopteryx] |
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We surrendered and tried again |
[archaeopteryx] |
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He said, "It's time to leave you" |
[Francine] |
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"My friend, it has been fun" |
[Francine] |
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Next time I'll wear a tutu |
[Francine] |
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Or the wimple of a nun |
[Francine] |