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Were you once a cheerleader? (I'm guessing you were) |
[Anon] |
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You're so goddam perky and kittenish (grr!) |
[Anon] |
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Well, I'm Mr. Welks' bandleader (or so I once was) |
[archaeopteryx] |
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I've since become girlish (though my friends still call me Buzz)
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[archaeopteryx]
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I've just written a book (by Anonymous, natch) |
[Francine] |
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Bad reviews have have poured in (there's now quite a batch) |
[Francine] |
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But I pay them no mind (I've got quite a thick skin) |
[Beefy] |
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I can take all they throw (but, preferably, gin)
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[Beefy]
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Were we once engaged? (I can't quite recall) |
[Francine] |
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No, just a one-nighter (picked up at the mall) |
[Francine] |
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You eyes are divine (though a strange shade of blue) |
[Beefy] |
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Come closer (Oh GOD!) Aunt Maud, is that you? |
[Beefy] |