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I like Bill and I like Ted but don't like Percival or Fred |
[Francine] |
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In fact, I think they're rather dim, unlike Max and Tiny Tim |
[Francine] |
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I think I'll ask Bill round to play - he always lets me get my way |
[Beefy] |
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And Ted is such a lot of fun - he's just adored by everyone |
[Beefy] |
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I hear Mary Lou and Jane to Georgia took the midnight train |
[Francine] |
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While Pat and Betty flew to France, forgetting to pack underpants |
[Francine] |
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I say "forgetting" - bless their hearts, they're really just a pair of tarts |
[Beefy] |
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While Mary Lou and Jane, though nice, romantically are cold as ice
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[Beefy]
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I know Sam and Bobby Joe do strange things with cookie dough |
[Francine] |
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Their wives, however, Kate and Lynn, utilize the rolling pin |
[Francine] |
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In ways that I can only guess - you don't learn that from Martha S |
[Beefy] |
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But Sam, Lynn, Bobby Joe and Kate are always welcome at my gate
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[Beefy]
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I see Cindy Mae and Maude are claiming now to channel God |
[Francine] |
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It's really their dead Grandpa Sam who's posing as the Great I Am |
[Francine] |
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But no-one else has figured out just what their game is all about |
[Anon] |
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So Maude and Cindy Mae succeed in making millions from their creed
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[Nymo]
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I find that Bill and his pal, Murray, are becoming somewhat furry |
[Francine] |
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It seems their girlfriends, Pam and Laurie, have hidden their depilatory |
[Francine] |
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Conversely, hairs once on Sam's head, inhabit ears and nose instead |
[Kansas Sam] |
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And Bobby Joe - his age is showing, his prostate keeps him going, going
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[Kansas Sam]
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I wonder if ol' George and Jack, those fellows that I met way back |
[Nymo] |
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Are still around and downing scotch, fighting over what to watch |
[Nymo] |
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Or are they dancing cheek to cheek? Ask Ruth and Meg to take a peek |
[Francine] |
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Never mind; they're somewhat busy, doing things with Flo and Lizzie |
[Francine] |