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I've tried every key on the chain |
[Nymo] |
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But alas, it has all been in vain |
[Nymo] |
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I should take my hands from my pocket |
[archaeopteryx] |
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And instead try the keys on the locket |
[archaeopteryx] |
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I'll freeze; it's about ten below |
[Francine] |
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I'll try to crawl through a window |
[Francine] |
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Or maybe a different approach |
[Nymo] |
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I could just stand out here and shout |
[Francine] |
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Hoping someone is in or about |
[Francine] |
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Or maybe I'll knock on the door |
[Kansas Sam] |
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'Till my knuckles grow black from the chore |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Cellphone! I'll call nine-eleven |
[Francine] |
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Instead, a prayer sent to heaven? |
[Francine] |
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No, that's a plan I had better not broach. |
[Nymo] |
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Ah, I could climb down the chimney |
[Francine] |
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Is that kind of bravery in me? |
[Francine] |
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Or maybe, instead, bust the jamb? |
[Kansas Sam] |
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But my Swiss Army knife has no ramb! |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Aha! I could shoot out the lock! |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Drat, I've no clip for my glock |
[archaeopteryx] |
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I wish I had listened to Coach |
[Beefy] |
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I could dig out a tunnel below |
[Anon] |
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But that method is awfully slow |
[Nymo] |
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Or perhaps a locksmith I'll phone |
[Francine] |
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At least I would feel less alone |
[Francine] |
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Dynamite's surely extreme |
[Nymo] |
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If I don't get in soon I will scream! |
[Nymo] |
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I know - I'll just follow a roach! |
[Kansas Sam] |