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I wish I had a chicken, so I could paint it black |
[Grayman] |
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And I'm longing for a knick that would complement my knack |
[Francine] |
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And if my neck were in a brace I never would look back |
[Beefy] |
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'Cause that's the kind of guy I am! |
[Francine] |
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I wish I had an airplane, so I could reach the sun |
[Beefy] |
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And I'd empty out each cloister, leaving habitat for nun |
[Kansas Sam] |
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And a hobbitat for Tolkien 'cause I can't resist a pun |
[Francine] |
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'Cause that's the kind of wag I am! |
[Kansas Sam] |
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I wish I had a flock of sheep, so I could get a zizz |
[Beefy] |
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And I'm longing for a cap to keep my bottle full of fizz |
[Helen Owly] |
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And if my bladder gets too full I'm prone to take a whizz |
[Francine] |
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'Cause that's the kind of mutt I am! |
[Kansas Sam] |
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I wish I had a mountain bike, so I could ride downhill |
[Beefy] |
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And I'd love to be a baleen whale so I could feast on krill |
[Francine] |
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And if I were in pefect health I'd seldom call in ill |
[Beefy] |
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'Cause that's the kind of schlub I am! |
[Francine] |