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Before my recent fall from grace |
[Helen Owly] |
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Before my luck ran out |
[Beefy] |
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Before the rats had won the race |
[Helen Owly] |
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And I began to doubt |
[Francine] |
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I wore a yellow happy face |
[Francine] |
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But now I wear a pout |
[Francine] |
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So, please, Doc - will you take my case? |
[Kansas Sam] |
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I need a quiet resting place
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[Francine]
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Before I lost on "Jeopardy!" |
[Francine] |
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Before the streak had ended |
[Karin] |
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Before my life was parody |
[Francine] |
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And my whole world upended |
[Karin] |
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There were so few who stepped on me |
[Francine] |
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But now, say they "we just pretended!" |
[Karin] |
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And now with slurs they've peppered me |
[Francine] |
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Such fickleness and perfidy!
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[Francine]
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Before I bet the farm on Red |
[Beefy] |
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Before my bookie screwed me |
[Francine] |
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Before I'd blown our daily bread |
[Kansas Sam] |
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And my dear ex-wife sued me |
[Francine] |
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I occupied old Riley's bed |
[Beefy] |
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Casino bosses wooed me |
[Francine] |
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But now I might as well be dead |
[Beefy] |
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All bets are off (but what's the spread?) |
[Kansas Sam] |