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Her baby resembled a manatee |
[Will H] |
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It weighed about as much as me |
[Grayman] |
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So, who is the daddy? |
[Anon] |
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That big dugong fatty? |
[Karin] |
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Some low-life who played to her vanity
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[evan_ers]
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There was a young lad from Toledo |
[Francine] |
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Whose girlfriend was from Saucelito |
[evan_ers] |
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When he cried, "Let me in!" |
[Francine] |
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She engaged him in sin |
[Kansas Sam] |
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For which he then thanked her libido
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[Francine]
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I spied a young lass with the vicar |
[evan_ers] |
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It was clear that he wanted to dicker |
[Kansas Sam] |
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"I will pay twenty quid" |
[evan_ers] |
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"It's too small - so's your bid" |
[Kansas Sam] |
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And so they continued to bicker.
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[Francine]
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Thanks Francine - that could have been worse |
[Grayman] |
